When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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