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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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