What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Your mom is so fat...

What's up brah brah

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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