- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

An Irishman walks out of a bar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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