What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Do you believe this will change?

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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hi michael

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did I do last night?work

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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