- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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