What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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Woman's rights

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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canada

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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