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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

why does column have a letter n?

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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