- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dylan is gay

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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