- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Black People.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Justin Bieber

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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