What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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boobs.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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