What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

I like colin but not as much as apple

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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