What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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