- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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