Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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