What's 9+10? 19

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Black Friday

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

canada

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

BIG PENIS

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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