hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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Im cute hehehee

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Poop swing

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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PSN IS UP

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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TIMMAH!

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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