Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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