- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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0 + 0 = 0

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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