How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

women's rights

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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