Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Cripples are lame.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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