- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

i have a christmas tree.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??