- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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