There is no I in Pie except for the I

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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