"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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