Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Women's rights.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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