- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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