- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

a man is running away

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

who ever is reading this....

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

A man sat on a chair

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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