- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

What's the difference between a duck

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

No thank you, I don't like violence

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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