What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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Queens Park rangers

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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