Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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