What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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