What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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