- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What black and has children A black man

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

whats long and stretchy? elastic

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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