- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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