- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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