Nicolas Cage's acting.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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