Black People.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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i lost the game

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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Black Friday

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Anti Joke

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