- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Jesus was a good guy

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

A horse walks into a barn.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

It's only racist if you consider them people.

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