what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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