- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

No.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Your existance.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What is more worse than death? Death

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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