if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Morning wood.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Grammer is very important

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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