- Anti Joke

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.