- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

HEY YOU!!!!

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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