A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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your going to die

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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one day i went to bed

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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