Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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