- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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