- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

I just can't stand sitting down!

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

full house

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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