- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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