- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

fruit salad?

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Kathy Griffin.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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