why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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Mark Wilson

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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