Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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yes... that's the joke

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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