- Anti Joke

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Vagina.

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