Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Women's rights

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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