What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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