What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Give me thumbs up!

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Neither have I

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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