- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

yes... that's the joke

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