- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

hi michael

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

People Order Our Patties

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

you and your family will die tonight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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