Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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Flop dog

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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