- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Harry Styles

Snarf Nuggets

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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