- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

An irish man walks out of a bar

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