- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

Whats better than 24? 25.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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