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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What time is it? 10:58

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

A mans opinion.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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