-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Samraj.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

girls lacrosse

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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