- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

knock knock whos there the game _I LOST THE GAME_

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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