Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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falling didnt make the difference

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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