So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

A man made a sandwich.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Poop swing

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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