What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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