- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Women's rights.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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