A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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Women's rights.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Anti Joke

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