What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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