What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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cancer

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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