Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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