- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

TIMMAH!

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

so... how about that airplane food

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Chinese drivers.

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