my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Your mom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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