Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Penis.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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