What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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religion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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