What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Vagina.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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You're*

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Obama

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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How come grilled cheese?

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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