- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What's clear and wet? water

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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