- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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