- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Are you Drew?

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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