- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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