- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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