So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Do you like fishsticks No

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Cleveland winning something

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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Once upon a cross

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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colby doesnt shave

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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TIMMAH!

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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