why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Women's rights.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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