Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Jews

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penis

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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