- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

That's not what she said.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

There's a car about to hit me.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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