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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Cripples are lame.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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