A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

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