This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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bitches be crafty.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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