What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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