Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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I said I hate niiggers

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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