- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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