if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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A whale's vagina

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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