- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

A whale's vagina

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

What's the difference between a duck?

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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