How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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