An Asian fails their maths exam.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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