- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Women's sports.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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