Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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im a dragon, no im not

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Women's sports.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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Mark Wilson

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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