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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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How long is a china man?

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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