- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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