What's the difference between a duck

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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i lost the game

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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