Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Chrissy is funny.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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