- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

GINGER PEOPLE

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

Christians pornstars.

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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