- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

you know whats funny... nothing.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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