Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Your mom.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Women's rights

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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