- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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