- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

The Game.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Your mama's so fat.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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