- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

woman's rights

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

ME NAME IS JEFF

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

No, Trinidad.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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