Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Your all fags

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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