Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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