What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

woman's rights

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

ME NAME IS JEFF

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

No, Trinidad.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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