Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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whats long and green? weed

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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A women in the kitchen.

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