- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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