- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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