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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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What you reading? reading?

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A white person at Harvard

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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Get in the car.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Justin Bieber

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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