Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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Neither does he.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Black people

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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