Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

A Jew! Bless you.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Anti Joke

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