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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Ju... Just why?

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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