- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

So a seal walks into a club..

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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