Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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A white person at Harvard

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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