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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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WNBA

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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