A white person at Harvard

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Get in the car.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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