why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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