knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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tims sty:)

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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hi

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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