What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

I LIKE TRAINS

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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