Snarf Nuggets

Harry Styles

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

Thumbs this up

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Land Rovers

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

A black guy gets a job...

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

Penis.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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