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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

John Stamos.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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